Naughty Confessions

I am on fire, little bitches.

In the last few days I have made loads of dough, broke a few hearts and fucked a few asses , literally, lolol.

To all you new boys?

Howdi bitch, remember me?

I am the one that forced your ass and mouth on that big bloated cock.

*nods smugly*

There has been a lovely drunken sugar daddy giving me his love and money, honey’s.

His gifts make the forced intoxication even sweeter for this blue eyed baby.

Kisses and whiskey hugs, sweets.

Haha!

Oh and to the boy who suprised me last night with his rudeness in IM?

I am ashamed at you. Since spring of 06 we have been talking. You made it sound like you wanted to be a good boy and I took the time to chat in IM with you and you were rude.

I will be expecting an apology.

Oh and to all you boys out there…Dont you dare look at my pussy.

fartypants: ummmm yes
fartypants: please humilate me in your diary mistress
fartypants: i need a pantyhose wedgie

That was part of the most pathetic IM exchange I have ever had. He begged and hinted (once again) about being humliated in my blog.

So here it goes, lol.

 This is about bobby or booby as I call him. He is the biggest loser and a pain in my sweet precious ass. He thinks he is funny….not.  He is a waste of skin and a pimple on humanities behind.

As you can guess it, he likes girly farts. He loves to  be forced to eat them, taste them and smell them. The pig is happiest when his cheeks are all blown up with my girly gas. Now booby wears an ex-neighbourhood girls panties (which he stoled) and likes to whack his little tatertot in them. Which is icky at its best.

He is nasty and he takes it up the ass like a bitch. Haha! He loves the strapon. I think it is the only way can get off.  Him and his crusty girly pants. Paints a fugly picture don’t it.

If you get booby make sure to bully the hell out of him, lolol.

 He is that lame.

This is the little pervy pants that visited me last night, lol.

He told me he was wearing panties, like I was suprised. He then proceeded to act like a loose assed, faerie for the rest of the call. I say loose assed due to the fact this slut boy couldn’t get enough of my rubber, strapon cock!  This is  what I love about phone Domination, lol.

He moaned like a girl and played with his little tinkertoy clitty. God, I just knew he had a small penis! His utter humiliation was my goal. I fucked his mouth, I fucked his man cunt and I even let him sniff my lovely ass just so he could fully understand what he was meant for, as my sissy bitch.  He licked and adored my asshole real nicely, too.

Didn’t you girly boy?

Look at this little sweety, lol. He practically begged to be featured here. What a slut!